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Wookie loses dreadlock on famous kayaking run

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The following event may or may not have occurred. Cameramen from Rapid Transit Video were most certainly not there to document this. Closer look at the evidence.

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“pinned underneath rocks”

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“Extreme Whitewater Kayaker” and award winning filmmaker, Chris Gallaway, paddled over a guy who was “pinned underneath rocks” during this year’s Green Narrows Race. I hope they got the rocks off of that guy. Where did the rocks fall from that this paddler was pinned underneath? From the heavens? Did aliens put them there? Hear the story directly from the man himself in this exclusive interview with Asheville’s Citizen Times.

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Jones Impostor?

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Someone claiming to be Heehaw Jones sent this picture of himself in a Rapid Transit t-shirt.  Personally we think it’s a fake.  Or is Jones just jealous that he’s not the best paddler out there anymore and he’s just seeking attention?  Oh well, guess he got it.

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